Hello Ladies and Germs

hello all. welcome to the curiously random blog about anything and everything, from your amazingly hostly hosts, Dragon's Eyelashes and Purple Hippo.

todays rant is on our campaign about how my (Dragon's Eyelashes) cat CAN NOT TALK!

we start off the day with our proof, and background story on Fluffer's (my Cat) inability to talk.

on a lovely autumn day i was talking with my boyfriend, and it came upon his mind that if he could convince five people of an idea, then logically, it was true. he decided that my dearly beloved cat can talk. people, i assure you, that fluffer cannot talk.

my boyfriends theory is that fluffer not only speaks English, but in a British accent. he also speaks, Japanese, Spanish, monkey, and Elvin. my father disagrees with this theory, and states that fluffer speaks in a Scottish accent, and not a British one.

Opinions from Purple Hippo on Fluffers INABILITY to talk:
FLUFFER CANT TALK!!!!!!
plus, more people agree with us than her boyfriend, so LOGICALLY, we win. her boyfriend and his brother sent me a billion texts saying all the languages that they say fluffer can talk.
THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
he also believes that fluffer has a sword and a cape and can save the world.
SO POST COMMENTS AND YOU BETTER AGREE WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!